Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Jurgen Klopp's farewell tour isn't going to plan 7'—Atalanta 0-1 Liverpool (3-1 aggregate) Watching the Champions League quarterfinals this year: Seven years ago Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score 100 Champions League goals. He 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 has the most goals (140) and assists (42) in the competition The hatewatching is next level when your tea...

Jamal Musiala is reportedly not for sale this summer and Bayern Munich 'won't consider any offers' for the youngster amid Manchester City links.Musiala linked with Man CityBayern say he's not for sale'Won't consider any offers'WHAT HAPPENED?The Cityzens had reportedly set their sights on the 21-year-old but according to Sky Germany reporter Florian Plettenberg, he will not be sold at the end of th...

Bayern eyeing move for Girona's GutierrezAccording to Fichajes, Bayern Munich are eyeing a move for Miguel Gutierrez as they eye the Girona defender as a possible replacement for Alphonso Davies who is Real Madrid-bound.The Bundesliga giants, however, could face competition from Premier League giants Manchester United who are also interested in signing the Spanish full-back.Phillips could return t...

Liverpool fullback Andrew Robertson took aim at their attack after defeat at home to Crystal Palace.The Reds lost 1-0 as Ebere Eze struck Palace's winner.Robertson later said: "It's been the story of the last few games and that's why we have been punished in these games."We are struggling to keep clean sheets right now. I don't know how many we have had in the last 10 or 15 games but it won't be m...

Former Bayern Munich manager Niko Kovac has been linked with a move to Liverpool next season as they line up a replacement for Jurgen Klopp.WHAT HAPPENED?Kovac, who parted ways with Wolfsburg last month, has emerged as a shock candidate to replace outgoing Jurgen Klopp as the next Liverpool boss, according to the Daily Mail. The Reds are closing in on appointing Ruben Amorim as their next coach, a...

Liverpool are preparing a new contract offer for Luis Diaz.The Colombia attacker has been linked with PSG and Atletico Madrid in recent weeks, with his father even talking up a move to Atleti.However, Colombian reporter Pipe Sierra states the Reds aim to convince Diaz about staying with a pay-rise proposal.Diaz's current deal runs to 2027.This season, the 27 year-old midfielder has played 43 match...

When out of this world talent seemingly becomes available, Man City want to be one of the first names in the conversation to land the player.City Football Group have partner clubs and scouts all over the world for good reason, and from a player’s perspective, it’s difficult to turn down the overtures of such a successfully run organisation who are now reaping the benefits of their work...

Revealed: The insane fees Chelsea paid to agentsChelsea spent a staggering £75m ($93m) on agent fees in the last two transfer windows, amid speculation they could be punished for breaching PSR.Per Martyn Ziegler of The Times, Chelsea paid an astonishing £75m to agents across the last two transfer windows. In those windows - January of 2024 and the summer of 2023 - the Blues spent just un...

Jude Bellingham admitted joining Real Madrid last summer was a “no-brainer”.The England midfielder opted for the Spanish giants amid interest from a host of Europe’s top clubs after three highly-impressive seasons with Borussia Dortmund.The 20-year-old Birmingham academy product has hardly looked back since, netting 20 times in an outstanding debut campaign at the Bernabeu Stadiu...

Chelsea forward Erin Cuthbert still finds herself dreaming of a first Champions League trophy despite boss Emma Hayes’ firm reality-rooted approach to the competition.The Blues, who face Ajax at Amsterdam’s Johan Cruyff Arena on Tuesday night in the first of their two-leg last-eight encounter, remain on course to become just the second English side to complete a quadruple – with ...