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Ten Hag was unimpressedThe likes of Marcus Rashford and Bruno Fernandes have seen their futures at Old Trafford brought into question following a report which claimed United are prepared to listen to offers for almost their entire squad at the end of the season.Quizzed on the truth behind the story, a frustrated Ten Hag made it clear it was not to be believed."It's a joke," Ten Hag said. "As long ...

Young goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher's future at Liverpool has come under scrutiny.The no.2 has impressed during parts of the season when Alisson Becker was injured.When Alisson is fit, Kelleher is very much on the bench at the Anfield club, with the Reds linked to James Trafford, of Burnley, as a replacement.Outgoing Liverpool goalkeeper coach John Achterberg stated: "It's difficult if you play a L...

Man United plan to sell controversial star Mason Greenwood this summer and the Premier League club have set a £40m price tag ahead of the upcoming transfer window.Fabrizio Romano reported this week that Man United are yet to make a decision on what to do with Greenwood for the 2024/25 campaign, with one set to arrive once the season concludes.However, the Manchester club's position is still t...

Bruno Fernandes has said he will consider his future at Manchester United, but not until after this summer's European Championship with Portugal.The United captain insists he is fully focused on the FA Cup Final against Manchester City on May 25 and competing at the Euros in Germany.Amid media speculation that he could leave United, when asked about his future, Fernandes, 29, told Dazn Portugal: "...

Jurgen Klopp has been tipped for a sensational return to Borussia Dortmund ahead of his imminent exit from Liverpool.WHAT HAPPENED?With Klopp stepping down as Liverpool manager at the end of the season, due to "running out of energy", questions have been raised over what the German will do after that, though he has vowed to take a year away from the game. Now, according to The Independent, rumours...

Manchester United are not expecting offers for Marcus Rashford, a source has told ESPN, believing that there is no market for the England striker this summer.United's financial position means they would consider bids of north of £70 million ($87.8m) for Rashford if they were received, but they are not expecting any team to match that valuation. The club are not actively looking to offload the...

Man United star Sofyan Amrabat will return to his parent club Fiorentina at the end of the season and will search for a new club away from the Serie A side. The midfielder joined United on loan for the season last summer but the move has not worked out for both parties. The Morocco star has barely featured for the Manchester club in 2024 and they have decided to not make his loan move a permanent ...

Bayern Munich willing to offer Sane new long-term dealAccording to Florian Plettenberg, Bayern Munich sporting director Max Eberl met Leroy Sane over a secret dinner where he informed the player that the club are willing to offer him a new long-term deal.The Bavarian side want to retain the services of the German international beyond his current deal that expires in 2025 and Sane too is reportedly...

Laura Celia Valk, 25, has made the "prestigious" FHM500 list of Holland's most beautiful girls for the past four years.Jude Bellingham's new girlfriend Laura Celia Valk is a lads' mag pin-up in her native NetherlandsSources say she has been dating the 20-year-old £85.5million star for a couple of monthsLaura ranked 145 out of the Netherlands' 500 hottest womenShe says she felt honoured to be ...